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20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate

20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate

20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?A: One has claws and the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the ends of a clause.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
‘Knock knock.”Who’s there?”To.”To who?”Actually, it’s to whom.’
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?A: They’re too possessive
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?A: Subordinate clauses
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, ‘Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!’?She was having contractions.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
‘Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize’. Except at a funeral.’ —Demetri Martin
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?A: A Thesaurus
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?A: The noun declined.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.It could spell disaster.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
When I was young there was only 25 letters in the alphabet.Nobody knew why.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: Which word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?A: Short
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
Q: What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?A: ‘There, their, they’re.’
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, ‘Name two pronouns.’I said, ‘Who, me?’
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.
20 Cunning Jokes Only Grammar Geeks Will Appreciate
‘Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. ‘ —Anonymous.

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